What would my business sound like as a late-night infomercial?
Tell Claude what you sell and who buys it. It writes a cheesy 90s late-night infomercial about your business, with the black-and-white "before" disaster, the host who can't believe it and "But wait, there's more!" Then it drops the act and gives you one line worth putting on your website, and why it works.
Turn my business into a cheesy late-night infomercial from the 90s. Here's what I do: [what you sell or offer, and who buys it]. Give me the whole thing: the black-and-white "before" disaster, the host who can't believe it, the fake testimonials, and "But wait, there's more!" Then drop the act and tell me the one line from the infomercial I should actually put on my website, and why it works.
What to expect
The full infomercial comes first, so enjoy it. Then you get one real line for your website and the reason it works. If you run a business, the Get customers section picks up from here.